Formula Oppo: The Proton Grand Prix of Skull Island

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/27/2014 at 12:21 • Filed to: FO

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Yes, the second round of the Formula Oppo Season is upon us. With the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! providing and exciting race and some unpredictable results that some predicted, points were scored. This weeks racing should throw yet another wrench at the monkey, as rain is always a factor at Skull Island.

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So, will there be more cars getting Kinja'd by mechanical and electrical issues? Will Red Bull be cheating bastards again? Who are the mudders on the grid? Can the young guns of Magnussen and Bottas have repeat stellar performances? Will Max "The Wallet" Chilton continue to beat Vettel and Hamilton?

Here are the drivers:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Here are my picks for the race:

1. Kevin Magnussen

2. Valtteri Bottas

3. Jenson Button

Q. Nico Rosberg

Curse: No Curse

Once again, your picks are locked in once you submit them. You have until Q1 (04:00 Saturday the 29th) to make them. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! if you still have no idea what is going on.

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God speed and may the force be with you.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 13:33

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This time I'm not going to do any picks until I see the practices. Yeah...

Roberto G. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 13:35

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I must admit that your opening picture is quite a masterpiece.

And this is my choice:

1. Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

2. Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

3. Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Q. Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Curse: Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Why? ...'cause I cannot stand Lewis Hamilton!

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Roberto G. 03/22/2014 at 13:41

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Absolutely, it is one of the most beautiful shoops I've ever seen.

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 14:00

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Ok so here are my picks

1. Magnussen

2.Rosberg

3.Ricciardo

Q: Hamilton

Curse:Vettel

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 14:17

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1. Button
2. Hamilton
3. Magnussen

Q. Hamilton

Did you ever post results from the 1st one or will it be at the conclusion?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 03/22/2014 at 14:29

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Right there at the beginning.

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 14:30

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/facepalm Thanks.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 15:01

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You have the best lead images.

1. Kevin Magnussen

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Daniel Ricciardo

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 15:03

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Missed the last one, but I'll give it a shot...
1. Button
2. Vettel
3. Ricciardo
Q. Rosberg

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/22/2014 at 15:38

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Rosberg

Alonso

Raikkonen
Q. Rosberg
Curse: N/A

NoahthePorscheGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/23/2014 at 11:51

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I'm conflicted. Last time? Made guesses early, regretted it. Won. Hmmm

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/23/2014 at 11:58

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That's...
Epic.


I'll post my pick later on. And oh, for this GP i'll racing for Hyundai-Marrusia F1. It's racing using a Hyundai Accent Three Cylinder Diesel with Formula Strap-on at the front.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/23/2014 at 12:15

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Being able to get inside the top 10 with next to no research in the first round makes me confident. Also I haven't seen anything from the first race but the results, so this really is a guessing game.

1. Kevin Magnussen
2. Nico Rosberg
3. Sebastien Vettel

Q: Lewis Hamilton

Curse: Kamui Kobayashi

Of course, I want to get up to the podium overall after this race.

Hoccy > Hoccy 03/23/2014 at 12:18

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Also, this race is approved by Vincent Tan, Malaysias own Bond villain:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hoccy 03/23/2014 at 12:20

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Picking Vettel on a podium is ballsy this year.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/23/2014 at 12:41

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It was either him or Marcus Ericsson.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/24/2014 at 14:12

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Hamilton

Rossberg

Vettel
Q. Hamilton

Hopefully something works out this time. Although I wouldn't be sad if Vettel didn't make top 3.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/24/2014 at 14:38

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DAS TURRIBLE

Thestiggschicagocousin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/24/2014 at 14:40

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Kevin Magnussen

3. Nico Rosberg

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 03/24/2014 at 14:49

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What, the sincere Rest In Peace? Or Bernie?

TheStraightSixKid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 08:37

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1. Fernando Alonso

2. Kimi Räikkönen

3. Felipe Massa

Q. Kimi Räikkönen

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 10:24

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Whoo! Thanks to Ricciardo's strange case, my third place pick came true, quadrupleing my points total to 20 for Aussie!

My picks for this week:

1. Rosberg

2. Button (You can Dhoo iiiiiit!)

3. Alonso

Q. Massa

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 11:33

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Hamilton

Alonso

Bottas
Q. Hamilton

Opening picture is a masterpiece.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 03/25/2014 at 12:01

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I just don't know how I'm going to top it with the next one...

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/25/2014 at 12:07

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I'm sure you'll find a way.

Audi-os, amigos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2014 at 14:28

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Hahahahaha. God help me.

Moxy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2014 at 15:03

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

hykers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/26/2014 at 17:53

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Wasn't here last time, hope I still can participate

1.Nico Rosberg

2. Kevin Magnussen

3. Lewis Hamilton

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Curse: Daniel Riccardio

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/27/2014 at 12:25

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I forgot to post my pics last time, so here we go:

- 1. Lewis Hamilton

-2. Bottas

-3. Rosberg

Q: Hamilton

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/27/2014 at 13:47

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

KoenigSTIGg > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/27/2014 at 20:10

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1. Kimi

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

P1 Magnunsen

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 02:45

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1.Rosberg

2.Alonzo

3.Hamilton

Q - Hamilton

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 10:11

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Curse: Pastor Maldonado

pdish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 10:12

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1. Lewis Hamilton - Mercedes

2. Felipe Massa - Williams

3. Kimi Räikkönen - Ferrari

Q: Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 11:12

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1. Nico Rosberg

2. Fernando Alonso

3. Felipe Massa

Q. Nico Rosberg

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 11:31

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1. Rosberg

2. Massa

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

operator2222 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 11:48

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1. Rossman Rosberg

2. Ricky Räikkönen

3. Fredy Alonso

Q. 'The Hamster' Hamilton

None of these will be right, but F1 is all about having fun... Right guys... xD

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 11:49

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1. Kimi

2. Rosberg

3. Hamilton

Q. Hamilton

McLarry > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 12:02

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Podium for Bottas? Ballsy :P I'm going for an all McLaren (and alumni...) round:

1) Kevin Magnussen

2) Lewis Hamilton

3) Jenson Button

Q) Lewis Hamilton

Curse: I'll pass this one...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McLarry 03/28/2014 at 12:03

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Bottoas is due.

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 13:07

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1: Nico Rosberg

2: Fernando Alonso

3: Valteri Bottas

Q: Nice Rosberg

Viking03 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 13:43

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1. Vettel

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

Q: Vettel

No curse this time. While I don't like it, I'm afraid Red Bull will have their shit together now.

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 15:07

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Fernando Alonso

3. Kimi Raikkonen

Q. Kimi Raikkonen

Curse: None

Hoping for a better result for Massa this weekend, I would love to see him do well this weekend but I'm not confident enough to put him in a podium spot yet.

inholland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 20:35

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I was whitecollar last race, (I some how got logged out of that burner) doesn't really matter tho cus I scored 0 point. Intro img is fucking awesome!!!!

picks:

1. kimi

2. hamilton

3.vettle

Q. kimi

Which shirt should I wear for luck?

Jan Hus > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 20:37

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Magnussen

Q. Rosberg

Skif6996 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 20:40

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Rosberg

Alonso

Hamilton

Q. Hamilton

No curse.
BTW, I just spent half an hour trying to find this post so I could make my picks. What is the easiest way to use the search function for this thread?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Skif6996 03/28/2014 at 20:41

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Skull

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 21:19

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1-Rosberg

2-Massa

3-Magnussen

Q-Rosberg

Curse-Kobayashi

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 21:33

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Q:Hamilton

1.Rosberg

2.Hamilton

3.Kimi

Trunk Impaired 318 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 22:32

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1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Räikkönen

Q. Rosberg

Curse: Maldonado

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 22:35

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Fernando Alonso

3. Sebastian Vettel

Q. Nico Rosberg

No Curse

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 23:01

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1: Rosberg
2: Hamilton
3: Vettel (provided his engine doesn't accidentally all over everything)

Curse: Kobayashi

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/28/2014 at 23:48

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I'm officially in last place, time to kick it into high gear.

1. Nico Rosberg. He won last time, he's getting super quick practice times. He's winning if nothing stupid happens.

2. Valtteri Bottas. He's quick, real quick.

3. Sebastian Vettel. I have a feeling everything is going to actually work for him this time around but for some reason don't think he'll win.

Q: Hamilton because why not

Curse: Pastor Maldonado. Yeah he's not going anywhere. I hope I'm right though lol

EL_ULY > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/29/2014 at 00:08

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Don't forget your Q.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 00:10

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Q. Hamilton

Rosburg

Button

Magnussen

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY 03/29/2014 at 00:12

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Thanks.

Whip Ain't Got No Gas Tank But it Still Got Woodgrain > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 00:13

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Potentially wet race hmm hmmm..

1. HAM

2. ALO

3. MAS

Curse: Think it's Ricciardo's turn for the "Webbah Curse"

Pole: HAM

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/29/2014 at 00:13

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Yes, place your Q

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > EL_ULY 03/29/2014 at 00:13

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oh yeah!, thanks

Q: Rosberg

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 00:20

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Rosberg shall pole, he quoth.

DoomBuggie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 02:00

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1 - Kimi

2 - Rosberg

3 - Hulk

Q - Hamilton. He got it done last time so I'm gonna let it ride!

Iceman followed by the Nicos and Hammy in Qualy. No curse because it's a horrible night for a curse:

rad_mike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 02:14

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Q: Hamilton

1: Rosberg

2: Raikkonen

3: Alonso

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 03:23

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P1. Lewis Hamilton - Mercedes

P2. Rosberg - Mercedes

P3. Kimi Räikkönen - Ferrari

Q ( pole position). Hamilton - Mercedes

Curse -Romain Grosjean - Lotus

good luck everyone

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 04:57

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1) Kimi

2) Ricciardo

3) Rosberg

Q) Rosberg

DoomBuggie > DoomBuggie 03/29/2014 at 06:05

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Holy crap Hamilton seams to be my lucky charm!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > doodon2whls 03/29/2014 at 12:10

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Had Qualifying started when you posted?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 12:13

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NoahThePorscheGuy

Pole: Rosberg

1. Kimi

2. Vettel

3. Bottas

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/29/2014 at 12:16

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No he didn't.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > hike 03/29/2014 at 12:26

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Were you hikeu, last time?

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 12:34

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Yeah, I guess so. I don't really know where the u came from though.

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 12:36

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DAMMIT!!! My internet cut and I couldn't find this page for so long when it got back... And I've missed the deadline.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Haimatox 03/29/2014 at 12:49

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Sorry, but there is always the next race

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 13:04

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Honestly, I don't know... From what I am reading, there was a rain delay. I don't have cable or access to live TV anymore since we cut the cord. It may have. :-( I popped up out of bed and said "SHIT !, I didn't put in my FO list !"

Is there a place online that would have been live blogging it with a time stamp ? If I was too late, so be it - I'll take the DQ... I am not confident in my picks anyway...

Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 13:04

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Aw fack, I missed the picks this week :(

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > doodon2whls 03/29/2014 at 13:10

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I gave it to you anyways

'Wägen, EPA LOL > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 17:50

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Damn - just remembered I forgot to put in my picks. Next race...

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/29/2014 at 19:13

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It doesn't matter now anyway

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bandit 03/30/2014 at 13:08

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100%

Way to go!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 03/30/2014 at 13:11

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100%

inholland > inholland 03/30/2014 at 13:43

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seriously, fuck kevin magnussen.

inholland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 13:54

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Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 14:20

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pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2014 at 14:44

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IM IN 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>

alright no more emotional picks, Iceman can suck a big one, cause there will be no more ferraris in my picks.....


Merc, Merc, RBR.... think that's going to be the safe pick all year